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Jason shows aren&#8217, t supposed to be good. They weren’t actually supposed to be about Jason, hmm. Back in the late 1970s, maker Sean S. Cunningham saw the economic achievements of Halloween and an opportunity to cash in himself. In response, he ran an advertisement for a film called Friday the 13th that riffed on the John Carpenter movie’s holiday theme.

Only later did he come up with the idea of a whodunnit, in which a criminal begins menacing lawyers trying to restart a camp times after a junior named Jason Voorhees drowned it. As everyone is aware of, Jason&#8217’s family Pamela Voorhees, who wanted to stop Camp Crystal Lake from reopening, was the criminal. The shock end of that picture, in which Jason emerges from the water to get a last lady, was only tacked on because Cunningham wanted to copy the shock ending of Carrie.

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Creativity wasn’t the end objective. Cash was. And to achieve that, Cunningham and Paramount Pictures were successful, with Friday the 13th being a huge hit as well as its primary some sequels. And still, apparently, imagination happened yet. Jason replaced his mother in the next film, taking the lead. And midway through the next movie, Jason got his name face, entirely becoming a dread image.

As you might have guessed, those films had varying levels of quality as a result of this digressive course. Not all of the Friday the 13th movies are great, but they all offer something worth watching—if only the grisly death of some camp counselor of ill-repute.

12. Friday the 13th ( 2009 )

Who exactly is the target of the 2009 remake of Friday the 13th? One would think that a reboot of the series would try to clarify the franchise&#8217, s famously ambling and imprecise timeline to make things easier for new viewers. Instead, Friday the 13th ( 2009 )’s first 30 minutes attempt to condense the first three movies into a single prologue, complete with killer Pamela ( portrayed by Nana Visitor of Star Trek: Deep Space Nine ) and baghead Jason. The opening only confuses newcomers and feeds long-time fans insubstantial &#8216, member berries, pleasing no one&#8211, which accurately sums up the movie.

Which is not to say that the reboot lacks charm, though. Derek Mears is fantastic as a more feral Jason, trading dynamic energy for the usual slow-moving beast of previous films. The film pulls off a surprising final girl fake out and does a great job with its young adult jerks. Still, Friday the 13th 2009 never shakes the feeling of being a fan film instead of a proper entry in the series.

11. Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan ( 1989 )

People have been making fun of this film for more than three and a half decades because the majority of it is shot on a boat and the majority of the New York and Vancouver sections are actually in the water. And you know what? Jason Takes Manhattan deserves all the sneering praise! Why give the eighth Friday the 13th entry that name if you &#8217, re never going to actually be in Manhattan (outside of some second unit stuff shot for the opening credits )?

Sincerely, if anything interesting happened in the movie, we could forgive a boat and we could forgive Canada. But, outside of a couple of cool kills, nothing does. Jason Takes Manhattan instead spends way too much time once more mythologizing the death of a young Jason ( which may or may not have happened, depending on the status of Fridays II, III, and IV ). In the end, Jason Takes Manhattan succeeds at nothing: not drama, not horror, and not even taking Manhattan.

10. Friday the 13th Part III ( 1983 )

After the first two entries, Friday the 13th ran the risk of becoming predictable and rote. Cunningham and Paramount were aware of this. They knew they had to shake things up. They made the gimmick that would set the series apart, perhaps the most disastrous one. They decided that Part III would be in 3-D.

Everything in Part III is well-known, from the group of counselors reopening the camp to the hicks who turn into early cannon fodder to the shocking ending in which Pamela emerges from the lake to grab the final girl. And unless you &#8217, re using the flimsy blue and red 3D glasses that get distributed with modern releases, or unless you saw a special screening at a repertory theater, you &#8217, re watching all of this in 2-D, making the pointy bits annoying instead of compelling. Part III at least finally reveals Jason his hockey mask. Outside of that, everything in this movie is a dud.

9. Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday ( 1993 )

Jason Goes to Hell, like Jason Takes Manhattan, falls short of the title’s expectations. No, Jason does n&#8217, t spend time in Hell in this movie. He&#8217 is instead scurrying around a town in New Jersey. No, it &#8217, s not the final Friday movie, as this list shows. The most shocking of all is Jason, who isn’t even mentioned in Jason Goes to Hell when he is blown up by government agents in the cold air.

Instead, Jason Goes to Hell directly rips from The Hidden to introduce a bunch of nonsense lore about Jason being a demonic worm that can jump into other bodies. So instead of seeing Kane Hodder or any other big men play Jason, we instead see Jason as Richard Grant or Stephen Culp, who are hardly imposing actors. That said, Jason Goes to Hell commits so much to its absurd premise that it does provide some wacky fun for those who don&#8217, t get hung up on Friday the 13th lore.

8. Freddy vs. Jason ( 2003 )

Freddy wins the Freddy vs. Jason game. Yes, we all know that New Line Cinema wanted to keep the actual outcome of their monster mash ambiguous, letting Jason behead the Nightmare on Elm Street monster, but having Freddy give the camera a knowing wink at the end. However, it is unquestionably a bad Jason movie and a good Freddy movie.

Sure, Jason gets in some cool kills and there is a part where he rips off Freddy &#8217, s arms and attacks him with them. However, Ronny Yu&#8217, the director, does much better with Freddy than Jason, and Robert Englund is fantastic reprising his signature role. All in all, Freddy vs. Jason manages to be a functional monster mash with a pretty coherent story. However, you’ll be disappointed if you’re here for Jason.

7. The 13th of September ( 1980 )

As discussed earlier, the first Friday the 13th is little more than a rip off of Halloween with a little bit of Carrie. Because The Burning is coming out next year, it doesn’t even get to call itself the best camp slasher of the era. Instead, it &#8217, s a pretty by-the-numbers whodunnit with none of the flash or style of the Italian Giallo that precede it.

Nonetheless, Friday the 13th does receive two marks in its favor. First, the movie has an absolute ringer in Betsy Palmer as Pamela Voorhees. In her final scenes, she convincingly channels her son and pulls a reverse Norman Bates routine. Second, Friday the 13th has effects by Tom Savini, who gives the film a level of gore quality that, frankly, it does n&#8217, t deserve. It would be remembered as a curio if the film never did lead to any sequels. Instead, it has to fall midway on a ranking in the franchise it started.

6. Friday the 13th Part V: A New Beginning ( 1985 )

Paramount made an effort to keep its word. The studio really did kill Jason Voorhees in Friday the 13th Part IV. Paramount attempted to return to the drawing board when box office receipts made it clear that they couldn’t just ignore this profitable franchise. A New Beginning is another whodunnit with a new person doing the killing. Has Jason come back from the dead? Is it Tommy Jarvis, the troubled boy who was sent to a juvenile home after killing the killer in the previous entry?

No, it’s Roy, an ambulance driver who appears once at the beginning of the film, who commits murder after his obnoxious son is killed by a teenager with an anger issue. That massive flub aside&#8211, and it is a big one&#8211, A New Beginning is actually kinda fun. And it has a kill sequence that lasts forever thanks to the reliable Miguel Nuez Jr., an outhouse, and some burritos.

5. The New Blood ( 1988 ): Friday the 13th Part VII

The biggest knock against Freddy vs. Jason is that it learned nothing from the far superior seventh entry in the franchise, in which Freddy fights Carrie White. Okay, it’s not really Carrie White, but teen Tina ( Lar Park Lincoln ) does share the same psychokinetic powers and parent issues as the well-known character from the Stephen King novel and Brian DePalma movie. On the orders of her unscrupulous therapist, Tina goes to Camp Crystal Lake for isolated study, and inadvertently brings Jason back from his watery grave.

From there, The New Blood gives Jason plenty of room to concentrate on what he does best. As so often happens with the top entries on this list, censors did cut down a lot of the movie, which diminishes the shock of its best kill scenes. There is something triumphant in watching Jason shove a weed eater into the therapist’s face, even if we don’t get all the bloody gory.

4. Part 2 of Friday the 13th ( 1981 )

It would n&#8217, t be accurate to say that this list would not exist without Friday the 13th Part 2. However, that statement isn’t entirely accurate either. Part 2 took everything good about its predecessor and did it better, actually giving us Jason in the flesh and an excellent final girl in Ginny ( Amy Steel ).

Additionally, Part 2 is the first illustration of what the franchise actually becomes. A bunch of teens come to the camp, and Jason ( wearing a burlap bag instead of the hockey mask that would be his trademark ) kills them in inventive, gory ways. Part II makes a strong case for Friday the 13th as a reputable series in addition to the pure energy of the kills and Ginny’s intelligent final girl.

3. Jason X ( 2001 )

If Friday the 13th Part 2 says that Jason deserves respect, then Jason X suggests maybe he does n&#8217, t. And that &#8217, s a good thing. Jason X belongs to the long, strange line of horror films that transport their killers to space. Although Jason’s interpretation of the Leprechaun or Pinhead has mixed results, Jason’s suitability is admirable.

Well, mostly perfectly. There are so many characters, and Jason X wants so badly to be a Kevin Williamson or Joss Whedon movie. He also can’t say anything without dripping it in snark. Yet, these annoyances aside, it &#8217, s hard not to cheer when uber-Jason takes the stage or when he&#8217, s killing people with space-age weapons and chemicals.

2. Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives ( 1986 )

Jason Lives ‘ first appearance in Part VI was Scream. Okay, okay, that &#8217, s going too far. However, Part VI has a metatextural quality that both acknowledges the franchise’s absurdity and situates it firmly in horror history. Jason Lives completes the Tommy Jarvis trilogy with yet another actor playing the part ( Thom Matthews here ), but it makes him into a proper Jason hunter and gives him a reason to accidentally resurrect the killer.

Better yet, the film strikes a balance between clever jokes and effective kills. There&#8217, s, of course, the James Bond opening in which Jason throws a machete at the screen. However, there is a pitch-black joke that occurs when one child realizes that Jason is coming to get him and asks,” So, what did you want to be when you were growing up?” &#8221, A genuinely smart Friday the 13th movie? Believe it or not, yes!

1. The final chapter of Friday the 13th ( 1984 )

It took four movies for Friday the 13th to get it right. But man, did it actually get it right? The Final Chapter is the platonic ideal of a slasher movie. It has interesting victims, is lean, and some incredible and unforgettable kills. It even has a great kid performance from Corey Feldman as Tommy Jarvis at his youngest and awesome Savini effects.

The Final Chapter‘s story isn’t anything special, either. Again, we have teens coming to party at the campground, at the same time that single mom Mrs. Jarvis ( Joan Freeman ) arrives with her kids Trish ( Kimberly Beck ) and Tommy. However, that skewed plot allows for some excellent kills and for the teenagers to stand out. I mean, when you have Crispin Glover as a slasher movie teen, you don&#8217, t need any plot. The Final Chapter is the 13th movie’s perfect Friday, simple, and sparse.

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